s a little old lady standing at a corner one windy day. She was using both hands to hold her hat on while the wind blew her dress up.

A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, like that, while you stand there holding your hat on."

"Look," she said, "everything under the dress is seventy-years-old; this hat is brand new!"