A distraught blonde called her boyfriend on the phone, saying, "You've got to come over here! I'm working on a killer jigsaw puzzle, and it's sooooo hard!"

The boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?"

"A tiger," replied the blonde.

The boyfriend rushed over and found pieces spread all over the table, and the blonde almost in tears. "I can't even get it started!" she cried.

The boyfriend looked at the puzzle box, and said, "OK, calm down. I'll make you some tea to relax you and then we'll put all these corn flakes back in the box.