The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced, older lady came to the door and barked out, "What do you want, Sonny?"

"D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, ma'am?"

"Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?" replied the lady.

"Sorry, Ma'am," was his reply. "What about vinegar bottles?"