| In a veterinarians waiting room | "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" |
| In the front yard of a funeral home | "Drive carefully, we'll wait." |
| Pizza shop slogan | "7 days without pizza makes one Weak." |
| On Maternity Room door | "Push, Push, Push." |
| Door of a plastic surgeons office | "Hello, can we help pick your nose?" |
| Sign at the psychic's hotline | "Don't call us, we'll call you." |
| At a towing company | "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." |
| At an optometrist's office | "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place." |
| Outside a muffler shop | "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." |
| Radiator repair shop | "It's a great place to take a leak!" |
