Harold the Dumb and David are out in the woods hunting, when David falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Harold whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend looks like he's dead! What can I do?"

The police operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help....First, lets make sure he's dead."

....There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....

Harold then says, "OK, now what?"