Read these points if you're thinking about having children :

• Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.
• There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and their mother's age.
• Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
• Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
• An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.
• Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results!
• Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.