Before the age of 13, she's like Antarctica : Pure and innocent

Between the ages of 13 - 17 she's like darkest Africa : Mysterious and unexplored.

Between the ages of 18 - 23 she's like the Middle East : Tempestuous, restless and dictatorial.

Between the ages of 24 - 32 she's like North America : Cool, calm and calculating

Between the ages of 33 - 45 she's like the Scandinavian Territories : Stable, boring, and never in the news

Between the ages of 46 - 49 she's like Asia : Filled with wisdom and a looong history.

Between the ages of 50 - 64 she's like Europe : All wrecked and devastated

Above the age of 65 she's like Australia : Everyone knows where it is but who the heck wants to go there ???