Education Courses for Men

1. Meaningful Communication: Where No Man Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Baking: You Do It
3. Combatting the Couch Potato Syndrome: Surprise, The NFL (NBA, etc) Does NOT Require Your Nightly Patronage to Remain On-air!
4. Parties: How to Go Home with Whoever You Came With
5. Woman Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Be Done By You Too!
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Putting Down the Seat
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: Toothpaste, On the Brush, Not in the Sink
8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .
9. Communication Skills I: How to Speak Intelligibly
10. Communication Skills II: Keeping Your "Word"
11. Communication Skills III: Getting/Keeping The Girl You Want Requires the Removal of These Words from Your Speech Pattern ...
12. Driving a Car Safely: You Can DO it!
13. Party Etiquette: Avoiding Alcohol After You Can't Stand Upright
14. Telephone Skills: How to Use One, and NOT Two Weeks After Recieving Her #
15. Introduction to Parking
16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
17. Overcoming Stupid Behavior: Don't Treat Her Different When Your Friends Are Around
18. Liquid Grain Storage: On Your Stomach, It is Fat
19. Cooking I: How to Eat IN
20. Cooking II: How to NOT Have Heart Attack By Age 21
21. Cooking III: How to Inflict a Diet on YOURSELF
22. Compliments: How to Give Them
23. PMS: You Try It
24. Dancing: Why Men Ought To
25. Sex - How to Slow Down
26. Classic Clothing: How To Match
27. Cleaning: She Is Not Your Momma
28. Laundry: How to Do It
29. Intense Discussion About the Functions of Your Car: For Men Only
30. Oil and Gas: Your Hair, Your Instestines. Problems NOT for Public Demonstration
31. Learning to Ask Directions
32. Appreciating Soaps, Colognes, etc...
33. "How Was I?" - Why Women Lie
34. TV Remotes: Not Your Personal Property
35. Sexy Lingerie: The Difference Between SEXY and Risque