Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their household duties.

The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania:

He bragged that he had told her she was required to do all the wash, cooking and housecleaning that needed to be done at their house, and do it every day.

He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house, the laundry done and put away, and dinner in the oven.

The second man married a woman from Ohio.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, cooking, etc.

He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.

By the third day his house was clean, dishes & laundry were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Cajun gal from Louisiana :

He boasted that he had informed her of his expectations: cleaning, laundry, running the trot lines, baiting the traps, sexual favors, cooking, etc. which were all her responsibility.

He said the first day he didn't see anything.

And the second day he didn't see anything.

But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye...