Hallmark has been toying with the idea of releasing a new category of cards, referred to as "Truly Honest". Do you think these cards would sell??

Outside		I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
Inside		I've changed my mind.
Outside		I must admit, you brought religion into my life . .
Inside		I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Outside		As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . .
Inside		That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Outside		Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . .
Inside		Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
Outside		Someday I hope to marry . .
Inside		Someone other than you.
Outside		Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . .
Inside		Almost lifelike!
Outside		When we were together, you said you'd die for me . .
Inside		Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise
Outside		We've been friends for a very long time . . .
Inside		What do you say we stop?
Outside		I'm so miserable without you . .
Inside		It's almost like you're still here.
Outside		Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . . .
Inside		Did you ever find out who the father was?
Outside		You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket . . .
Inside		I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
Outside		Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
Inside		So we're having you put to sleep.
Outside		Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
Inside		(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Kentucky, and Tennessee)
Outside		Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder . . .
Inside		What was I thinking?
Outside		Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
Inside		Too bad no one likes your husband.