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Morris was having a good time in Tel Aviv and was invited to a party. Unfortunately, during the evening, he lost his wallet. So Morris, not being of the shy kind, stood on a chair and shouted, "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I've just lost my wallet with over $1,500 in cash in it. To the person that finds my wallet, I will give $150."

A voice from the back of the hall shouted, "I will give $175!"

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