"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving. "Don't you see that car is braking?"

Then she snapped, "Don't pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."

The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel. The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache, was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB.

"Why do you always get so much static?" she asked.

"Because, I'm married."