"Your Blinker fluid is running low. I know because your turn signal keeps going." "Would you be interested in purchasing some High Speed Bumper Bolts? How about some High Performance Hubcaps?" "You have a rust spot on your Corvette above the front drivers wheel." "Yeah, well you have a rust spot on your windshield!" "Oh, thats one of the early METAL ones," referencing a 1966 Corvette.