A lady walks into a small town drug store, goes back to the pharmacist.

"Hi Henry. How are you"?

Henry says, "Just fine Mable, what can I do for you?"

"I need some cyanide, Henry", was the reply.

"Good heavens Mable, what in the world do you need cyanide for?"

"I need it to poison my husband, Henry."

"Land `o' mercy, Mable! I can't give you cyanide for that. It's against the law. I'd lose my license and they'd throw both of us in jail. Absolutely NOT! You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Mable pulled a picture out of her purse and showed it to Henry. It was a picture of her husband in bed with Henry's wife. Henry said, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription. Would you like that in regular or extra-strength"?