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You have got to read this one: Follow-up from an Atlanta, GA, newspaper regarding a personal ad that had run the previous week!

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE. Seeks male companionship; ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 436-0194 and ask for Daisy."

More than 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.

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