Q: Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
A: It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A cAARRRRGGH!

Q: what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
A: arrrr

Q: what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
A: arrrrgyle

Q: what is a pirates favorite study subject?
A: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

Q: what's a pirate's second-choice job?
A: an arrrrrrchitect!

Q: how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A: a buccaneer

Q: what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
A: ships ahoy

Q: what do you call a pirate that skips class?
A: captain hooky!

Q: why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
A: because he left it off the hook!

Q: what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
A: ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

Q: What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
A: Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

Q: What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
A: 8 Pirates!
What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon. What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes. What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook. Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? They put their valuables in Davy Jones' Locker. Who's the pirate's favorite actress? Diane Cannon. Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"? Because he's only got one eye. What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's. How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was on sail. Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook. Who was the pirate's favorite musician? Carlos Bandana. Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains. What was Bluebeard's wife's name? Peg. When boxing, what's a pirate's favorite punch? Left hook. What's a pirate's least favorite animal? Beaver. What do you have to watch for when sitting down on a wooden toilet? Long john slivers. What does a pirate put on toast? Jelly Roger. What's a pirate's favorite movie? Booty and the Beast. Where do pirates get chocolate? Carob bean Where do pirates drink their beer? In schooners. What is a buccaneer? Pretty high price to pay for corn. Where does a pirate store his workout clothes? Davy Jone's Locker. What's Bluebeard's favorite song? Doubloon Moon. What kind of look does a pirate give right before walking off the ship? Plank stare. How does a pirate tell his matey he'll watch for him? I'll keep an eye out for you Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C Why does a pirate wear a paper towel on his head? "Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!" What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast? IHOP Why are pirates called pirates? They just aRRRRRRRR