| Older Woman | Is there a problem, Officer? |
| Officer | Ma'am, you were speeding. |
| Older Woman | Oh, I see. |
| Officer | Can I see your license please? |
| Older Woman | I'd give it to you but I don't have one. |
| Officer | Don't have one? |
| Older Woman | Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. |
| Officer | I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please? |
| Older Woman | I can't do that. |
| Officer | Why not? |
| Older Woman | I stole this car. |
| Officer | Stole it? |
| Older Woman | Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. |
| Officer | You what? |
| Older Woman | His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. |
| The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. | |
| Senior Officer | Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! |
| The woman steps out of her vehicle. | |
| Older woman | Is there a problem, sir? |
| Senior Officer | One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. |
| Older Woman | Murdered the owner? |
| Senior Officer | Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. |
| The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. | |
| Senior Officer | Is this your car, ma'am? |
| Older Woman | Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. |
| Senior Officer | One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. |
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The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. |
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| Senior Officer | Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. |
| Older Woman | Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. |