One Monday morning, Grover, the new bus driver, was picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?"
"Patty", she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.
On the next stop there was a handicapped boy. When asked his name, he replied "Ross". The other kids started calling him, "Special Ross".
Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.
Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name.
"Patty."
"Really? Her name is patty, too!", responded. Then he thought for a bit. Then he started to smile. After all, he was thinking...
"I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!"
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