Did you know that there is a playbook for church? Indeed, the thought caught me off guard, too. But, just so that you are a little familiar with some of the plays and terms, here they are :

Quarterback Sneak	Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play	What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time	The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer	Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.
Backfield-in-Motion	Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket	What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
Two-minute Warning	The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay	The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.
Sudden Death	What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime."
Trap	You're called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run	Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
Halfback Option	The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
Blitz	The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.