The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a fine Japanese hotel.

Room Service :	Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest :	Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
Room Service :	Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
Guest :	Uh, yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Room Service :	Ow July den?
Guest :	What?
Room Service :	Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
Guest :	Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
Room Service :	Ow July dee bayhcem--crease?
Guest :	Crisp will be fine.
Room Service :	Hokay. An san tos?
Guest :	What?
Room Service :	San tos. July San tos?
Guest :	I don't think so
Room Service :	No? Judo one toes??
Guest :	I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes means."
Room Service :	Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
Guest :	English muffin! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
Room Service :	We bother?
Guest :	No, just put the bother on the side.
Room Service :	Wad?
Guest :	I mean butter--just put it on the side.
Room Service :	Copy?
Guest :	Sorry?
Room Service :	Copy, tea, mill?
Guest :	Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
Room Service :	One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy--rye?
Guest :	Whatever you say.
Room Service :	Tendjewberrymud.
Guest :	You're welcome.