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Fan #1  :  Hey what do you think is a better ticket value? A ticket to a baseball game for $30.25 or a ticket to a football game for $30.50?
Fan #2  :  The football ticket, definitely.
Fan #1  :  Why?
Fan #2  :  Well, for starters, you get a quarter back for each team, so you save right there... plus in baseball, they have a shortstop in nearly every play that rounds the bases.

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