Scott came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Bill, noticed and asked Scott what happened. Scott replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Bill, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Scott, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television."