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  1. No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.
  2. Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.
  3. Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.
  4. Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.
  5. Some dismemberment may occur.
  6. Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.
  7. Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it now! Cut that out!!
  8. In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.
  9. Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

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