| Phrase | Definition |
|---|---|
| MUST SELL | ...before it blows up. |
| RUNS FINE | ...I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute conscience attack. |
| NEEDS SOME BODY WORK | ...was blind sided by a Winnebago. |
| WELL-MAINTAINED | ...I changed the oil occasionally. |
| LOOKS LIKE NEW | ...just don't try to drive it anywhere. |
| ALL ORIGINAL | ...I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced. |
| LOADED WITH OPTIONS | ...each one more troublesome than the next. |
| NEVER SMOKED IN | ...unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it. |
| PROJECT CAR | ...doesn't run. |
| LOTS OF POTENTIAL | ...doesn't run. |
| NEEDS MINOR REPAIR | ...doesn't run. |