A young woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit clearly does not want to be there.

"Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, embarrassed. But Fluffy only squats in the middle of the room and does its business.

The rabbit then starts a fight with someone's cat which pursues it out of the office.

As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the customers in the waiting room and says, "Pardon me but I just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"